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  1. #1
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    Dear Bike Gods/Powers that be/ANYBODY WITH PULL:

    Please give me the confidence and ability to ride my bike so quickly and so effortlessly and so EXPERTLY that I finally shove my DH's words down his throat and make him EAT MY DUST cuz I keep riding circles around him!!!

    Oh, and please give my DH the strength to deal with the humilitation of defeat..........

    ... oh its coming....... its just a matter of time.
    ~Petra~
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    Quote Originally Posted by CyclChyk
    Dear Bike Gods/Powers that be/ANYBODY WITH PULL:

    Please give me the confidence and ability to ride my bike so quickly and so effortlessly and so EXPERTLY that I finally shove my DH's words down his throat and make him EAT MY DUST cuz I keep riding circles around him!!!

    Oh, and please give my DH the strength to deal with the humilitation of defeat..........

    ... oh its coming....... its just a matter of time.
    ditto except DBF instead of DH
    "Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it." – William C. Durant

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  3. #3
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    Originally Posted by CyclChyk
    Dear Bike Gods/Powers that be/ANYBODY WITH PULL:

    Please give me the confidence and ability to ride my bike so quickly and so effortlessly and so EXPERTLY that I finally shove my DH's words down his throat and make him EAT MY DUST cuz I keep riding circles around him!!!

    Oh, and please give my DH the strength to deal with the humilitation of defeat..........

    ... oh its coming....... its just a matter of time.
    Quote Originally Posted by chickwhorips
    ditto except DBF instead of DH
    Make that ditto X3 for a male FRIEND!!!
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    Dear brain,

    Dairy, granola, and 3-bean chili all in one day? What were you thinking?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dianyla
    Dear brain,

    Dairy, granola, and 3-bean chili all in one day? What were you thinking?!
    Too funny!!
    Lisa
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  6. #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lisa S.H.
    Too funny!!
    Plus side to working where I work-
    10'x20' room, all by myself for 8 hours.

    Minus side to working where I work-
    10'x20' room, all by myself for 8 hours.
    *glances around for someone, anyone to blame it on.*

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    Dear shipping company,
    Geez! Will you get it together already?! I've waited three weeks while you sorted it out which one of you companies was supposed to handle the final stretch. Then you waited for the check from them to actually reach your bank (another week). And now you say you have to wait til next week when you've got a truck scheduled to do the drive? It's an 8-hour drive, for gosh sakes, between the first and fourth largest cities in the country, and you only send a truck up once a week?
    Sigh.
    At least be careful not to damage my bike! I expect to be over my bronchitis by the time it gets here and I don't want to have to wait out repair time before riding it!
    Duck on Wheels.
    Half-marathon over. Sabbatical year over. It's back to "sacking shirt and oat cakes" as they say here.

 

 

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