You know you've gone over to the dark side...

[mimitabby]

When you are discussing cycling with a non-rider, and they comment on, 'how expensive those bikes are. Why some of them cost $300!'

& you snort and debate whether to tell what you spent.

or you LIE and agree with them because they would (multiple choice: Die, think you were nuts, decide you were rich) if they knew that you just spent 4 figures on a bike.