No biking related ER visits.

However, all within a year (when I was 28) I:

Accidently stuck my hand in the lawnmower, breaking all my fingers and cutting the pad off of my middle finger.

Had a needle break off in my heel while walking barefoot on a plush carpet, and I left it there for three days...even after I found the other half of the needle (a HUGE darning needle which must of come from the homes previous owners since I don't darn....or give a darn either!).

Sloshed hot grease over the back of my hand while moving it off the stove.

Broke my wrist when I slammed a door, and it bounced back.

After that year I finally realized I needed to divorce my husband instead of trying to self-destruct a little bit at a time.

(And I haven't been back to the ER since....knock on wood!)