And believe it or not, I've broken more bones that I didn't go to the ER for!
That's us. Not necessarily for broken bones, but other things. I didn't bother when I broke my tailbone, Yes, I knew what I'd done, but that's not a terribly castable bone.

I just thought of another ER visit. I'd had a tumor removed from underneath a fingernail - an experience I do not want to repeat nor do I recommend it to others - and just as the fingernail was starting to grow back nicely I ripped the sucker off on a cotton candy machine. I haven't been able to stand cotton candy since.

For the record, the fingernail did grow back, but it's a bit odd looking.