Nothing too major:

age 7 - did a flip off the top of the monkey bars and landed flat on my chest with my right hand bent up to touch my forearm. Broken wrist.

college - couple of misc stuff (bladder infections, bronchitis, etc), couldn't stop hyperventilating one day. Chased my niece around the house barefoot and caught my foot on a corner breaking a few toes (my family still gives me the "no running in the house" banter).

I had the stomach flu so bad once I had my neighbor take my son to daycare. Around 3pm dc called and I had to pick him up because he was running a fever. I threw up 3 times just trying to get to the car. Got there and called them to bring him outside and put him in his car seat. Took him to the ER where I christened their doorstep (picture ds rubbing my back saying "it's ok mom, you'll feel better". Then looking at what I did and saying yucky ). When I brought him in they asked me what I was there for. Nothing, my son is sick. They took us both . He had an ear infection and I got 3 iv bags and an antinausia shot. They made me eat a popsicle which I promtly gave back to them That was a VERY long day.....

I prefer to give my bike related injuries to the walk in. I've asked for a punch card of buy 10 get one free but they just laughed....