A mine of mine laughingly tells folks that the ER has a "fast track" just for
me!!!

Bike related:

fell off road bike, hit head and fx'd collarbone
fell off road bike, hit head and sustained nasty road rash
flipped over mountain bike handlebars torn AC R shoulder
flipped over MTB handlebars lacerated R elbow required 12 stitches
flipped over MTB handlebars down steep descent and jammed R thigh into bar ends (bar ends now long gone)

Non-bike related:

Well just too many to talk about but lets just say I've broken a few bones...

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It's not that I'm accident prone ( ) it's just that I'm always doing things to get myself into trouble.