Hmmm...

Two car accidents.
One at age 15, driver as 16 and just got her license. Hit at intersection, lots of soft tissue damage and bad case of amnesia. Still have no recollection of what happened. Lost close to two weeks of memories. Weird.

Second accident last year. Ford 150 plowed into my brand new Volvo and four other vehicles stopped at a light. $18,000 in repairs and hospital bills, thank goodness for good insurance! Eight months of rehab.

One visit in grade school. Missed some air on a half pipe with my skateboard. Messed up both ankles. What a sucky summer that was.

Three visits in college. Once I accidentally sliced my finger open with an exacto blade. Three stitches. Once with a pancreatic infection. Painful. Third time when clumsy roommate knocked over a pan full of hot oil on my hand/arm. Watching skin fall off your body is gross and extremely painful. ER doc gave me happytime injection then proceeded to peel the damaged skin off. I was so goo-goo at that point that I wanted to help. He kept pushing my head away because I wanted to watch too closely.

Gosh, I sound like a walking train wreck...