Quote Originally Posted by Dogmama
I have my big long dresses for those days.
One day I was wearing one of these big long dresses and I got the question. I was flabbergasted and the gal was rightfully embarrassed. That evening I threw the dress in the garbage and have never worn anything like that in public since!

I think it was Dave Barry that said something like "DO NOT ask a woman if she's pregnant unless you see the baby coming out AT THAT MOMENT."