I can only imagine. Great. Now I have to have THREE bikes. (Unless I can just use my imaginary Cyclocross bike as a roadie, too... well, it probably WOULD smoke the mtb on the road anyway, right?, so I only need to have a cyclocross bike and a mtb?)

...Best not tempt fate. If I say the B word at home one more time, I'm sleeping outside... with my bike.
Remarks I've made to this threat:
"Ride who/what for hours where now?"
"...but we spend all DAY together!"
"Wait. I'm confused. If I'm sleeping with the bike now, does that mean my to-do list includes swapping out your seat, packing your bearings, and lubing your derailleurs? Are you sure?"

Come to think about it, I think I'M the 'DPITA'... or just "PITA".