hmmmm - fortunately incidents with drivers are fairly far between around here. A few I can remember:
1. screamed at out of a car window by a teenage girl just to see if I would jump or not.

2. on a team ride last spring lectured by a woman about riding 2 abreast - which we are allowed by law to do in this state.

3. told by a man to "get a light" - when it wasn't even dark..... I think he was just trying to make excuses for almost hitting me because for some reason he did not see me or the bright chartruese stripe on the chest of my kit coming towards him . (residential street with parking on both sides - his side was free of parked cars, but he almost failed to move over)

4. told by a man in a car (wearing a Livestrong shirt none the less) that I needed to move out of his way - which would have meant that I was weaving in and out of parked cars - something that every cyclist knows that they should not do!