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  1. #1
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    That is wonderful. I am glad I opened the thread--I wasn't even going to look lest anyone said anything positive about a Hummer! Whew! What a relief! Those things are beasts & they take up so much road. Now a green Hummer on the other hand...
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  2. #2
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    That was great, I love it. LOL

    Of course I don't have a problem with the real thing either if someone wants to waste their money and get eaten alive by the gas prices they will pay.

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    Thank you for not forcing me to post the word "idiot".
    It's a little secret you didn't know about us women. We're all closet Visigoths.

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    Oh, in Phoenix, AZ women use Hummers to go grocery shopping.
    These women look at me on my bike is I am an idiot.
    I guess I should consider one of those cute velo Hummers as well.

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    You scared me, Cassandra.

    There's someone in my neighborhood who has a pink VW bug. Now, that's a car for me ;-)

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  6. #6
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    I think it would be a blast to ride/drive around in the green hummer. Maybe, maybe, for the truly cheeky amongst us, (count me in!!!) - pull up to a gas station where there is a conventional, gas-guzzling hummer, and say, oh laugh about gas prices and fill up the tires, then go on our merry way~!

    Some tidbits...

    Fact Sheet

    Green Hummer H2
    Length 15 feet, 9 inches 15 feet, 9 inches
    Width 7 feet, 0 inches 7 feet, 0 inches
    Height 6 feet, 5 inches 6 feet, 5 inches
    Weight (Curb) 200 pounds 6,400 pounds
    Weight (Loaded) 950 pounds 8,600 pounds
    Load/Weight Ratio* 3.75 : 1 1 : 3.44
    Gas Mileage N/A Approx. 9 miles per gallon
    Fuel Capacity N/A 32 gallons
    Cost $200 in supplies $49,180 MSRP
    Brakes Standard hand brakes,
    plus parking brake 4 channel, 4-wheel anti-lock braking system (ABS)
    Seating
    Capacity Seats 2 drivers, plus a maximum of three passengers Seats 6
    Sound System $19 Portable CD player. Includes FM and AM radio receiver. In-dash CD/cassette deck with nine Bose® speakers. (6-disc CD changer option available)
    Speeds 5 4
    Top Speed 14.8 mph (details) 99 mph (throttled),
    110 mph (max)

    Note: Load/Weight ratio is the ratio between a vehicle's cargo capacity and its weight. The Green Hummer can carry nearly four times its own weight, while the H2 can only carry 34% of its own weight.

  7. #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by mickchick
    You scared me, Cassandra.

    There's someone in my neighborhood who has a pink VW bug. Now, that's a car for me ;-)
    Oh no. If you are looking for a small car buy a MINI Cooper. It is much more fun and is much better built than a VW, any VW.
    But that Hummer is a blast. I shared it with my DH and he is already inviting our friends for a ride.

  8. #8
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    When I saw this thread yesterday, I thought to myself, "there's got to be some joke tied up with this one......", but I didn't open it up, until just now...

    What a happy surprise !!

    One of those "green Hummer's" would look wonderful put in a dealership lot

    Have a green day!

    Denise


    "He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals".
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