Quote Originally Posted by mlove
Dear Student,

If you have gotten to your fourth year at this prestigious university and you still don't know the course catalog from the class schedule, you need more than a phone call to me (rather than your own advisor) to help you register for classes.

I am surprised you haven't flunked out yet.
OMG, this sounds like something my husband (a chemistry professor) would have written. He will be pleased to hear he is not alone in being frustrated with students.