Dear A$$clown driving the minivan with license plate 1A GL686:

Yes, you Egg-McMuffin sucking, knuckle dragging Neanderthal*, I did get your license plate. Ya know what, so did the Ada County Sherrif's office. See the Boise area police departments decided to crack down on aggressive drivers earlier this summer. Particularlly the ones that like to tailgate, weave in and out of traffic, or cut people off for no particular reason. You fit the last catagory to a tee. As we were coming up to a red light, you had no business gunning the engine to get around me so you'd be the first one in line. You cut back into the lane so close that I came thisclose to ramming my front tire up your muffler. But yet you looked back in wonder as to why I yelled out "B!@#$" and the guy in the next lane honked at you? There were two lanes for truning left, you could have easily stayed in the far left one, as there wasn't any traffic over there. That's okay though. Just be aware that your actions are noted now and if you continue to drive like an a$$, one of Boise's finest may just be paying you a visit. Think again before cutting anyone off, especially a cyclist before she's had her morning oj! Have a nice f'ing day.
Signed,
The really p!ssed commuter

*Not that there is anything wrong with being an Egg McMuffin sucking, knuckle dragging Neanderthal!