Dianyla - very funny!

This might be partly off topic, but since V drifted, I guess I can too... (maybe more of a "man-on-bike" than "man-bike" story!)

I was talking to my friend Steve last night about cycling - particularly going down hill. Steve used to mountain bike with a friend of his, Bob, and Steve was always faster downhill than Bob. So Bob starts staying things like "Maybe i need to put my saddle back further, lower my handle bars, get different tires, and better wheels, etc., etc." until Steve finally said to him "Dude, maybe you just need to get some bigger balls!"