Ouch- a bee sting on your tongue? Wow-you ladies have topped my story for sure, but here's my adventure:

Aside from the time I stepped on 2 bees and had a swollen foot when I was 9, the other day I was riding and one of those giant flying grasshoppers smacked me right between the eyes (didn't have my cycling glasses on, of course). Freaked me out. We have some monster flying bugs out here, and I'm sure I look like an idiot riding when I'm dodging flying bugs (must look like I'm swerving and dodging invisible things to drivers).