Dialectizer
http://rinkworks.com/dialect/ (Don't look if you need to get work done...)
Here is an example of MP's RV comments:
Only time we evah used a dish was on our RV (rented) in France when we were tryin' t'watch th' Tour on TV while waitin' fo' th' Tour t'come by. We finally had t'ax these old Belgian firefighters whom we befriended t'he'p us. Th' book was purdy cornfusin'. An' thar was th' language barrier. An' th' pastis. All of which made climbin' on th' roof of th' RV an' gittin' th' signal right a li'l cornfusin' at fust. Once we got th' system "down" (knowin' which channel an' settin' t'be on was key) it got much easier t'put it up thar ev'ry time we stopped th' car. Varmints haf their sat TVs facin' outta their RVs thar, so eff'n yo' doesn't haf an RV, yo' kin jest walk by an' watch on someone else's TV. It is all mighty social an' fun, as enny fool kin plainly see. Th' year befo'e we didn't haf a RV/TV, an' we'd jest see th' tour hoof it by an' walked back down th' hill t'watch on someone else's RV-TV jest in time t'see th' infamous Beloki crash. Havin' jest see them live 10 minutes befo'e thet was pow'ful chillin'.
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"...I'm like the cycling version of the guy in Flowers for Algernon." Mike Magnuson