Bed attire... fortunately I read the entire attire thread because I was gonna just punch reply as say:

"What attire? This dog sleeps nekkid..." So now ya know.

But I read... and laughed as the expected drift piled up. So, anyway, back to the question posed:

Assuming I remember to 'make' my bed, it gets 3 decorative chenille pillows (2 royal purple, 1 deep crimson), 1 red teddy bear and one purple Tinky Winky doll.

spazz