Turkeys standing in the road. Saw one on my commute a couple weeks ago - luckily on the other side of the street. Last year there was a turkey that hung out at the major intersection in town and would run up and down the double yellow line during rush hour. For strange objects on the road, spring is the best time because you can see stuff melting out of the snowbanks that has been there all winter - mostly mittens and other clothing.