OT: Bed Attire

**dobielover1** · 08-04-2006, 12:29 PM

The only "decorations" we have on the bed are the real Border Terrier and Border Collie who reluctantly allow us to have approx 6 inches of the queen size bed to sleep.

**chickwhorips** · 08-04-2006, 01:08 PM

i use to put my tigger on the bed before i moved up here.

now on our head board is the bear and wolf animals ron got me while he was in town. and the moose i got him on one of my work trips.

**dachshund** · 08-04-2006, 01:10 PM

Um, yeah I have to admit some space is dedicated to the two dachshunds. The short-hair has to have his own pile of blankets.

One is a leopard design, though. I'm less froo-froo than my GF, so I would be the one putting stuff out of sight. So I say - hold your ground and put them back on the bed! What are spouses for except to mildly drive each other crazy...

**kelownagirl** · 08-04-2006, 01:17 PM

I have a couple of things I'd LIKE to put on my bed but I don't know where to put them when I take them off at night. Our dogs sleep in our room and they like to chew on stuffies that might be laying around, and of course, there's dog hair all over the place so I don't like putting extra pillows on the floor...

**Bikingmomof3** · 08-04-2006, 02:00 PM

My cat sleeps with us. Actually she takes up a 1/3 of the bed. For something so tiny she certainly can stretch herself out when sleeping. Otherwise nothing is on the bed except an old Amish Quilt and an afghan my grandmother knit for me decades ago.

**Aggie_Ama** · 08-04-2006, 02:26 PM

We just have two pillows each and two very lazy miniature schnauzers. The dogs insist on so much room we had to upsize our bed to a king! Actually it was planned since we got married because DH is 6'2" and a I am bed hog, but blaming the dogs is more fun!

I keep a couple stuffed animals on top of my dresser, they are all very sentimental to me. A stuffed pig DH bought me for our first dating anniversary, my college Mascot from my late Pawpaw, an elephant my college roommate gave me, a Rottweiler DH got me, an Eeyore from Animal Kingdom and another Teddy Bear from DH. Plus a stuffed dog lives on the floor, I got him before DH would let me get a real dog.

**SadieKate** · 08-04-2006, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by Aggie_Ama

. . . my college Mascot from my late Pawpaw

This makes me so sentimental. We called my Texan grandfather Paw-paw. No one uses the term here in Kahleefohnia. Sigh . . . . .

**massbikebabe** · 08-04-2006, 03:50 PM

The only stuffed animal on my bed is my DH

HA!

karen

**matagi** · 08-04-2006, 06:59 PM

Originally Posted by dobielover1

The only "decorations" we have on the bed are the real Border Terrier and Border Collie who reluctantly allow us to have approx 6 inches of the queen size bed to sleep.

+1 on that, except in our case it is 2 Burmese cats.

Who would have thought something so small could take up so much space, and ours is a king bed.

**WrensMom** · 08-04-2006, 07:09 PM

We have 3 extraneous objects on our bed, a small lavander, heart-shaped pillow, a large heart-shaped pillow that we call "the love pillow", and my stuffed bunny that I like to sleep with, which I cleverly call "my bunny"

**chickwhorips** · 08-04-2006, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by WrensMom

a large heart-shaped pillow that we call "the love pillow"

is it one of those cool pillows you can put "toys" in? thought about getting one of those just becasue they seemed neat, but no real reason to have one. i don't have to hide stuff like that around here.... if i had any.

**KnottedYet** · 08-04-2006, 08:55 PM

The "toys" do not stay in the bed at Chez Knot.

The bed is for the dog, the books, the laundry I forgot, the 3 pillows, the neck roll, a couple squeeky dog toys, a couple pairs of forgotten socks, and for some odd reason my cable bike lock. Soon to be removed.

**Trek420** · 08-05-2006, 12:51 PM

KnottedYet, ooh, no toys but she has a cable lock. Kinky

Well it's only kinky the first time

cable lock? hmm.

I have a stuffed cocker spaniel with a bell in her ear on the night stand, I don't recall her name. Mom tells me this was my favorite stuffed animal.

Have one of those cylindrical Japanese pillows, and regular pillows. The dog sleeps on the floor or is crated. She steals the covers. So if she's on the floor some will always end up under the dog.

Road bike's in the bedroom on Michelangelo bike rack.

Kitsune06 · 08-05-2006, 02:30 PM

Originally Posted by Trek420

Well it's only kinky the first time

.

Oddly, I have a sticker on my fender that says that... right under the sticker that has a pic of a bike and the caption "Put the fun between your legs"

Oh, geez, I'm lost for words. I was going to post "Well, KY, I understand the cable lock but..." ...and then was unsure of the punch line, so y'all get to make up your own.

...and Hurleygirl, trolls don't make nerds. Nightelves make nerds. =)

-Aryn
lv 52 NE Hunter
... and her nightsabre, Jai =)

Kitsune06 · 08-05-2006, 04:48 PM

Originally Posted by Trek420

Well it's only kinky the first time

Though I suppose given that situation, the first time would be the last. Surely there'd be pictures on rotten.com

Okay, ladies... I'm the last person in the world to tell people to be 'decent' or 'proper' but...

Cable locks, helmets, and bike lights etc (because that's the only thing mentionable on this forum that would use batteries, that I can think of!) probably have no place as 'bed attire'.

Now shoo, everyone, and behave yourselves, because this thread is getting an undue amount of 'naughtiness' on it!

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