This thread is turning out to be hilarious.

Here's how I learned my lesson. Or one time, anyway (I'm a slower learner than that): I asked my then BF, now spouse, how attractive he thought we each were on a scale of 1 to 10 (don't ask me why. This was, like, YEARS ago when my relative stupidity and intelligence balance was very much in favor of the former). He said he was maybe a 5 and I was a 6. I was SO mad at him. My feelings were hurt for days and days and days. What a dork I was. That is such a "butt look big?" kind of question. Poor guy.