It seems funny to call Maillotpois "MP" as I think it would be more likely that the Military Police are on alert for her rather than the other way around.
It seems funny to call Maillotpois "MP" as I think it would be more likely that the Military Police are on alert for her rather than the other way around.
Frends know gud humors when dey is hear it. ~ Da Crockydiles of ZZE.
I'm going to start calling her "Pea."
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"...I'm like the cycling version of the guy in Flowers for Algernon." Mike Magnuson
Or Spot, or Dot...Originally Posted by Nanci
OK... OK...
I have to post this...
...talking about internet shorthand!
Just thinking once more of the Assne/Acne thread... ROTFLMFAO!!!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
means a smile and
is a frown.
Well, how about some "ARSEICONS?". Here goes:
(_!_) a regular arse
(__!__) a fat arse
(!) a tight arse
(_*_) a sore arse
{_!_} a swishy arse
(_o_) an arse that's been around
(_x_) kiss my arse
(_X_) leave my arse alone
(_zzz_) a tired arse
(_E=mc2_) a smart arse
(_$_) Money coming out of his arse
(_?_) Dumb Arse
Courage does not always roar. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying,
"I will try again tomorrow".
Thiose are great! Thank you for sharing them.![]()
Jennifer
“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
-Mahatma Gandhi
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act but a habit."
-Aristotle
Ha! I love it!Originally Posted by RoadRaven
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Drink coffee and do stupid things faster with more energy.
LOL, DirtDiva...
your quote of my post looks sooo funnny... are you implying something about me???![]()
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!
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Road- (_E=mc2_) -Raven
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Courage does not always roar. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying,
"I will try again tomorrow".
I don't have a clue what GU stands for in some of the posts. Anyone know?
GU - it's not referring to that brand of gel electrolyte stuff is it?
That's one I haven't figured outOriginally Posted by RoadRaven
Gu--yes, that gel.
ROTFLMFAO: roll on the floor laugh my f***ing a** off. At least, that's the version I know!
PITFA has always been a favourite of mine
"Pain In The F'ing A**"
It rolls off the tongue so nicely that it works well in every day conversations(ok, kinda depends on who ya hang with....)
Yup to GU (I luuurve GU... yuck to leppin and others, gimme gimme GU)Originally Posted by salsabike
and yes... rolling on the floor laughing my f***ing arse off...
And because I have a rather naughty and wicked sense of humour, I sometimes write
<EFG>
(evil f***ing grin - and I always put the < > at each end to symbolish an imp/devil/demons horns))
and, btw... (by the way)... I don't really swear this much in RL (real life).
...in fact, F2F (face 2 face) you will find me much me couth...
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!!!Truly!!!
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<EFG>
Courage does not always roar. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying,
"I will try again tomorrow".