Quote Originally Posted by pooks
Mine didn't fit, either. I was relieved that I could return them.

I think the "huge" would have been okay for me, but the zipper was short so I couldn't get them on! (Too huge for you, not huge enough for me?)
I'm afraid I'm the buttless wonder. They were apparently meant to be worn low, which is ok up to a point. Thus the short zip. But when you don't have a rump to keep them up, things could turn very unattractive.