Don't worry, you're not the only one... the other day I came into work. I hadn't even touched my bike that morning, because my boyfriend had very kindly loaded it into my car for me before I left for work. When I got in I noticed that I had bike grease up my arm, and all down my sweater. I didn't even touch my bike!

But that's okay, because about a year ago it was worse. I was sleepy and late for work, and I grabbed a pair of (what I thought were) clean khaki capris. About two hours later I noticed they were not my work capris, but my climbing capris, and as such had noticeable blackish stains all down the front and back from being worn so much out in the dirty outdoors.

My coworkers probably thought I was such a slob, but at that point what could I do???