Just got back from Mervyns. I tried on some Levi 501s because I WANT to be able to wear what I did when I was a teen. And I think button flies are very sexy.

Ain't happenin' on this heinie. My best friend, who lost 120-something pounds, can wear them. Dang...

I tried Levi 559s, cuz they look so bad-boy. Ain't happenin' on this heinie.

Yup, I'm definitely a 32W 32L Levi 560 gal. Not a 33W, not a 31W. 32W is where it's at. I guess it's nice to know where you belong....

On the other hand, Mervyns had Jockey microfiber "No Panty Line Promise" undies on sale. SCORE!!!! Yes, it IS happenin' on this heinie! Now I can toss out the last of my toooo-big underwear because I bought 4 pair of those suckers. (sexy red, hot magenta striped, wild green striped, and dainty pale purple) They'll go nicely with my crazy pink and nutso leopard print ones.