Thor or Kjell. Thor will SMASH. What will Kjell do?

I had a friend in college named Kjell. He was far enough from his Norsk heritage that he pronounced it "Shell". Just like what you'd find on the beach.

I can't watch the TdF because I don't have cable. i pretty much just read Tour Day Schmalz (love his photoshopped pics of him and Thor!!) and the cycling news.

If I could watch it, i think I'd be more into it.