Uhm.. After reading the comments about how freaking long people take to get ready. I felt the need to clarify.

it takes me 5-10 minutes to do my makeup. Maybe 15 if I'm going to the symphony or something I really want to be dolled up for.
3-10 minutes to do my hair normally. 15-20 if I need to dry it or I'm whipping out the curling iron and being fancy schmancy.
My average shower is under 10 minutes.

If I don't have access to a bathroom with running hot and cold water it probably means I'm in the woods somewhere or out on the water and there's no way my lazy sorry self is packing makeup or razors or anything not necessary to keep me warm and my belly filled and safe.. I'll scrub, scrape and brush myself off when I get home.

still trying to imagine 2 hours a day to get ready. I'm not that imaginative.