For those of you into truly sensual experiences with your bike, I could teach you how to take a wheel, tuck it lovingly into your armpit and caress its rim with your ear, while turning the hub to listen to those silky smooth bearings. You must also jiggle the cones and listen for any sounds of looseness in order to give it the perfect hub adjustment.

Don't blame me for going off the deep end. KnottedYet started it.