Of course your sitbones don't hurt - all the pressure was on the girly bits!

I've never experienced the "bonty of death" but I feel exactly the same way about the WTB line of saddles.

I'm a big fan of the Specialized Body Geometry saddles, FWIW. I did my longest ride yet for this year (a metric) yesterday. My sitbones are slightly tender but my girly bits feel totally and completely fine, as if I haven't even ridden at all.