At the GITAP ride last year, it wasn't quite late enough to sing "The corn was as tall as a ladies' room stall" ... but hey, the *average* age on the ride was 56. So, if somebody went into a cornfield, you didn't look.

We teach our riders, "Drink before you're thirst, eat before you're hungry, and pee before you have to."

(And if you go to some of those other cycling forums, you can find lots of other stories...)