Aw heck, AAA barely works on cars!

We've had to call wreckers twice when mice ate our wiring beyond where the cars were driveable. Once was back in pre-GPS days when we kept AAA for their map services but had just got Allstate Motor Club to try it out, and Allstate had much better coverage. The second time was more recently when we had only Allstate, and the wrecker driver expounded on how much better their coverage was than AAA's, and they didn't even question it when we asked him to take the car to the dealer with the MUCH better reputation, even though it's five miles farther away than the nearest one.