Wow, GLC your menstrual crime scence stories take the cake so far. (Or whatever expression is appropriate. ) As the the ob-gyn, he should be understanding no matter what.

I feel vaguely comforted --this is the first time in my life after ..4 decades, I even discussed accidental gushing, accidents, etc. And I grew up with 4 sisters. Keep in mind, we had overflowing bathroom garbage as a result of many females in the household and box stacks of feminine papers in the closet. And I bathroom.