Wine as an antibacterial or how clutzy I am :)

[Catrin]

I generally go with "bar fight."

Make sure you say it with a straight face.

I LIKE this. Rick suggested I work in some life-saving incident

That gives you an excuse to smell like wine, too.

Good point Oak!

Since I am staying home tonight at least I don't need an excuse to smell like wine tonight. I am only on my second glass...and reminded of my lower capacity for alcohol. Good wine though, and it doesn't burn my lip I pronounce this cheap Trader Joe's wine nice enough to take to my niece's night-before baking party! Amazingly good stuff! Time to break out the chocolate, thankfully there is less than 1 ounce remaining of my lovely 85% Fair Trade Panamanian chocolate! All for medicinal purposes of course!