Well, I decided that having a 'bent in an urban area as well as being 150 miles from the nearest dealer in those kind of bikes wasn't a lifestyle I was willing to embrace, so I spent my tax refund on a 2013 trek Lexa SL:
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Maybe one day, I'll actually get to ride it.
I've made a deal with myself - only two bikes at any one time- so the 'bent needs to be passed on. When I talked to the Dealer I bought the Lexa from about boxing it up, the response was 'I'd have to see first' (I have taken it there before, but I don't think this mechanic has seen it) and I think I may have gotten moi banned from bent rider. Any other ideas? Craiglist? Go ahead and put it on a specialty site, with the proviso that they have to come to little old Rennselaer to pick it up? I'm probably going to wait till it get warm enough to do some test rides before doing anything.