Hey malkin, I once had a cellphone that I spilled juice on and the keys started dying on me. First the middle one, nr 5. So I had to write without using words containing j, k or l. Then nr 7 died, so no p, q, r or s. I started getting creative, substituing nr 3 for s, and nr 1 for l. By the time the third key died no-one could understand my texts anymore, so I had to get a new phone...