BEST REC: Keep trying saddles until you find one that works for you.
WORST REC: "This is a comfortable saddle!"


Second worst recommendation: "You (i.e. malkin) should be the tandem captain because you are a more experienced (and opinionated) cyclist.
Second best recommendation: The stronger and heavier person should captain the tandem.

Even better recommendation: Fuel, refuel, hydrate, and rehydrate!

Even better Bestest Recommendation: Go Ride Your Bike!