(as it's St. Nicholas' Day!)

Dear Santa,

The cats are asking for a self-serve catnip dispenser, and a perpetually sunny window. The dog would like for the neighborhood park to be re-stocked with unusually slow and stupid squirrels, just to even things out as she is hampered by a human on the other end of her leash. And I'd really appreciate one pair of great fitting jeans with functional pockets.

Thanks!