Dear Dr. Drunk, the last time some rich person in a big car killed a cyclist and ran off, they pleaded not knowing that they hit someone. Now you're pleading the same thing too? Jeez, dude, you hit TWO cyclists. And killed one. Come on. Whatever. I have no faith in the justice system here. Just for drinking and driving alone, there's a special place in afterlife for you and I'll bet it's not gonna be a pleasant one.

On a totally unrelated note...

Dear school doctor, I love you. Thank you for finally taking me seriously when I say I've had allergies pretty much ALL THE DANG TIME for the last 20 years or so. And thank you for giving me a medication I can use long term without any horrible side effects because you get it that I don't see my allergies for a few days, I see them for years. I could have done without the where I'm at risk for asthma but, well, can't blame you for that one, I blame my cruddy immune system.