Dear So and So

[Owlie]

Dear body:
I'm sorry that I gave you coffee after 2pm. Funny that you don't handle NOT having caffeine well, but you don't handle having caffeine well either. I'd like more than five or six hours of sleep, since I'm getting over the plague.

Dear friend:
Is your religion really the only thing you can think of to talk about on Facebook? How's your job? Your dog? Are you still playing the cello? Hung out with anyone from high school recently? No "look at this cute animal doing something cute!" videos? Talk about one-dimensional...

Dear other friend:
I'm afraid you're not much better. Your updates consist solely of medical school and Zumba.

Dear boyfriend:
I can't listen to Coldplay or the Barenaked Ladies any more without thinking of you. I don't know what to think about that... :/