Dear janitorial staff everywhere:
When you replenish the toilet seat covers, please make sure to load the dispenser in the correct way. Much too often, the seat cover packages are inserted backwards. They won't pull out nicely from the back side of the packaging.

Dear toilet seat cover manufacturers:
Why do you include a faux dispensing slot on the back of each package? Is it just in case you fill the packaging backwards? If you must have the faux slot, could you at least print instructions, in a variety of languages, to TURN THE PACKAGE AROUND!