Quote Originally Posted by Muirenn View Post
Corset Guard. Definitely

And I'm for renaming the Dork Disc, AKA Pie Plate, the Corset Guard, then we can talk about 'Corset Guards' on TE from now until time ends, and when cool male roadies stop by (right), they'll be dizzied with confusion.

I need to go tighten my Corset Guard...
I walk on the wild side...my bike has no corset guard!