*jealous*

Chacos never, ever ever fit me. I love them. I have wanted them since I first set eyes on them in about 1980. I try them. I walk around REI begging them to be comfortable. We are simply irreconcilably different.

Then the Tevas laugh at me and rip their velcro and use the Darth Vader voice and say "It is your destiny."

Nobody ever said life was fair.