OK, this is a strange request, but maybe a year or so ago I read a thread from another board...I think maybe someone had posted a link to it here. It was about a woman who had heard that serious competitive cyclists "go to the bathroom" during races without stopping. The unreal funny part of the story was that she took this to mean #2, as well as #1...there were multiple pages of discussion of the after-effects of her error, as well as someone claiming to know this woman IRL, so it wasn't just urban legend. The entire thread had me nearly choking, it was hilarious.

Anyhow, a friend of mine was relating the story to someone and they didn't believe it was true...but now neither of us can find the thread. Is there anyone out there who recalls this thread and could point me towards it...?