I've used that quote a lot, but I thought it was "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle".


Edit: because I googled it.

"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle"
Irina Dunn

No, not Gloria Steinem, although she is often credited with the phrase.
Not U2 either (Throwin' Your Arms Around the World off Achtung Baby). Long time after.