My DH
DOES live on chocolate milk and Pop-Tarts!!! And Little Debbie Swiss Rolls, Oreo Cookies, Hostess Cupcakes and Zingers, and just about ANYTHING chocolate!

And doesn't gain a freakin' ounce from it, either!

He actually brings Pop-Tarts on rides, and usually washes them down with a chocolate milk bought when we make a gas station stop.