I am a righty (at least for writing), but I do mostly everything else lefty.
Can only drink from the water bottle with my left hand.
Clip out left side first. Get on bike from left side.
Drink coffee and other beverages with left hand.
Can kick a ball equally well with either foot.
My left side is generally stronger. I have better vision in my left eye.
I have a lot of difficulty cornering right on the bike, but left never has been an issue.
I sleep on my left side, too.

Think my laterality is messed up?