I had a really funny encounter today with someone and was wondering what some of your funniest conversations with non-cyclists were?

Here's how mine went:

I pick up a pizza on my bike so I stand in line wearing my bike gear including a giant shapeless red rain jacket. A good looking Nor-Cal guy behind me sees my helmet and pizza.

Bro: "Are you going to bring that back on your bike?"

Me: "Yeah, I have a rack. My husband and I always ride so it's no big deal."

Bro: "You are so hot."

I start to leave with a giant grin and I hear him call out to his friend that just arrived.

Bro: "That chick is bringing her husband a pizza home on a bike!"

Bro's Friend: "She's magnificent."


Needless to say this made my day.