Alas, I got this email from one of my favorite fast riders in the bike club:
Today my beloved MOTOBECANE "Immortal Force" full-carbon bike got stolen
out of my garage in Champaign. Colors are black and red lettering, red
tires, Ultegra, Fizik seat. Please let me know if you should see the bike,
or somebody puts it up for sale. Many thanks,

... so I'm goin' out to make sure the garage is locked...