I don't get very sweaty on the ride to work, so a quick wipe down with a towel and some fresh deodorant is enough to keep me stink-free. I do keep some baby wipes at the office, just in case. Panniers are a godsend for cutting down on the sweat.

As for the hair, I chopped it all off. The longest pieces are about 2" long, and dry in the time that it takes me to get dressed. A little gel or pomade is all it takes to style. A skull cap keeps the hair from getting sucked up through my helmet vents, and helps wick away sweat too.