Well, i just found an imperial recipe on the 'net using virtually similar ingredients!

The Stress! The Stress! I can't take it anymore!

I feel like Papa from Breaking Away:
Papa: What is this?
Mama: It's sauteed zucchini.
Papa: It's I-tey food. I don't want no I-tey food.
Mama: It's not. I got it at the A&P. It's like... squash.
Papa: I know I-tey food when I hear it! It's all them "eenie" foods... zucchini... and linguini... and fettuccine. I want some American food, darnit! I want French fries!