Better than Boonen
OMG! I have to gush! I was introduced to this really cool girl by one of my teammates. We went for a ride today and she said a few of her guy friends were joining us. Cool, less pulling! So we all met up at her house and damn is he kyoot! Then while we were riding and chatting it hit me, he looks like Boonen only WAY cuter. And he's sweet, funny, recently single and totally out of my league, but that's okay. Eye candy is eye candy! Holy poop today was awe-haw-some! It was like, a dream come true! I so cannot believe his ex-wife cheated on him, who would cheat on Boonen-esque hotness?
Thank you for listening to my pathetic girly squealing. I have very few people who can appreciate this in my life, so I need to spill somewhere!
"True, but if you throw your panties into the middle of the peloton, someone's likely to get hurt."